A. Fuck NASCAR.
B. I am a new fan of Nantucket Nectar's Pomegranate Pear. I highly recommend it. How can you go wrong with a 110 calories of deliciousness?
C. Whats up with people locking other people up in their basements?
D. Miley Cyrus is not even cute. Half naked or not.
E. I love the government, and particularly their recent contribution to the Colleen is really fucking poor Fund.
F. I still hate the "new" crazy Tom Cruise. What happened to the Tom from Risky Business or Top Gun? It's like I had a dog and he died and my mum bought another one that looks just like it but sucks.
I would now like to profile someone currently in my life.
Katie
Miami, Fl
20
I met Katie at college. She was incredibly innocent at the beginning of our college career. Never kissed, drank, smoked or anything that is fun. However, now I like to refer to her as my P.I.C. (Partners in Crime). She is up for everything, like me. She went from never having drank alcohol to being one of my favorite people to blackout with. This is not to say she is not an intellectual. She is quite smart. But I do not judge friends on their general intelligence. I do judge on the amount of fun I have with them. Anyone who will run a naked lap after losing a bet is cool in my book. We have coined many life phrases to live by. For example, "I'm just going with it." She does live quite far from my home, in New England. Nevertheless, I do not think this will be a problem in maintaining a lifelong friendship. I am already hoping for an open bar at her future wedding to a man she has yet to meet.
3 comments:
Dude, you've gotta check out this book I just read, NASCAR for Dummies. It will totally change your mind. There's a lot in the nuances that you must be missing.
Um...somehow my fake blog account comes up when I try to comment...I can't seem to get it to not do that, so I'm gonna look like Tom Ford for awhile, mmmkay?
loves ya,
eileen
Oh!! I did it! Nevermind. Now I just have to remember how to do it again.
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